White coat. Heels.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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