Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The beer is more important than you right now.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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