just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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