i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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