put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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