so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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