Do you still have your period?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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