I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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