we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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