just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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