I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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