"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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