yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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