Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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