she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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