Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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