This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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