so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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