so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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