Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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