Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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