I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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