? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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