3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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