at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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