How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
We smell like vodka and hangover
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