Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
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I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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