it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.