i think my mom watched the whole time
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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