i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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