Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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