Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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