It's like God shit irony all over that family
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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