Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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