I think my vagina is haunted
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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