Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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