I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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