is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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