Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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