you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
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