and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
thus making me awesome and them whores
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize
