i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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