I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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