YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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