Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
tell me about the fingering
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