At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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