Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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When did angry sex become our thing?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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