He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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