Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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