let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
You made out with two different species that night
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
