When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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