that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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