Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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