The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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