Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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