I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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